"Look at that lip", the Sephora lady said to me. Ooh, the validation.
Photo: David Stingle
You let him sleep in your bedroom, whether it’s in your bed or not. In a dog’s psychology, this means you share a den – vital to him understanding you are permanently in his pack.
I offered her a bite of a Cheddar Jalapeño bagel from Au Bon Pain; she explained that slow foodists prefer classically home-wrought baked goods, not to mention flavors with history and tradition, like sesame and pumpernickel.
I've given up supposing we may not be "those people" with "those kids".
The problem is that when I'm sensing there is even one single person who has a basic distaste for me, I'm giving myself a fat F-.